Let me digress even further and get back to that initial conversation with my friend Brad that made me decide to try Vimax, because, now that I think about it, it’s actually a pretty funny and entertaining story.

It was just a regular Friday night of boredom. Brad came over to my place, we bought a bottle of Jameson and a couple six packs of nice IPA micro-brew beer and we were planning to watch the Bulls game and then a movie, though I can’t really remember what the movie was. It was the usual deal, we just hung out, talked about work, talked about guy stuff, like what chicks we thought were hot, then we watched some funny Youtube clips, just a basic guys’ night in, I guess. We probably ordered a couple pizzas too, we always get hungry for junk food when the liquor starts flowing. So you know, we were just hanging out, drinking, talking, eating chips, eating pizza, smoking cigarettes, shooting the shit.

I think the Bulls won, but it wasn’t really a thrilling game, and the movie we watched obviously wasn’t that great because I can’t even remember what it was anymore. When it was already nearing about 2am you know what time it was. It was time for the guy confessions. I was talking about how I was depressed and stuff.

How I hadn’t had a date in a long time and how I wasn’t even interested in sex or dating that much anymore. I also said that I noticed that Brad had really stepped up his game this year. I mean, he was a lady’s man anyway, but this year had been especially frugal for him. In the last six months he had told me more sex stories than he had in the last three years combined. So then he told me that he had been taking these pills that make your dick bigger. And then he showed me the Vimax website on the laptop.

I didn’t believe him at first, I thought he was just telling a funny story and joking, but he swore to me that it was true and that these pills were really working wonders for him. He said that in the last six months his dick had grown more than three inches and that it was fatter than ever. He also told me that he could last and last in bed, telling me that he had sex four times in one night with the last girl he hooked up with, adding that he was drunk and had a serious case of whiskey dick that night but that he was able to perform anyway.

He really couldn’t say enough good things about Vimax and he said himself that he couldn’t believe how well these pills worked and how much they changed his sexual performance and his sexual appetite. I still didn’t really believe him and that’s where the funny stuff started to happen.

Drunken brad starts yelling and telling me that he’ll show me his dick if I really want to see it. He said that he even had before an after pictures of his dick on his phone that he could show me. I just laughed and said no thanks and that I would take his word for it. But that drunken night and that funny conversation really sparked my interested.

The first think I did the following morning after sobering up was check out the Vimax site and look into the pills a little closer. It all seemed pretty legit to me and I saw a lot of positive testimonials, so I figured what the hell, let me try it out.